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» Ted Williams’ frozen head for batting practice at cryogenics lab.
via dvorak.org Workers at an Arizona cryonics facility mutilated the frozen head of baseball legend Ted Williams – even using it for a bizarre batting practice, a new tell-all book claims. …

Gas Station Owner Explains “Big Fat” Gaffe
via news10.net “It says ‘black lady,’ and I can understand that because I am a black lady,” Hodges told News10. “But I don’t get ‘big fat.’ I don’t get that part.” …

Google Sync Now Supports Gmail.
via google.com Push email finally available on practically any phone. Works with google apps as well. …

Demand for ‘Spiderman’ lizard soars due to uncanny resemblance to Marvel comic hero | Mail Online
via dailymail.co.uk Lizard man, lizard man, does what a lizard can. Watch for these critters to take over Britain. Much like our python problem down in the Everglades. …